Being a Spicy Accountant
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It’s 2025 And I Have Plans!
Happy New Year my sweet darlings! Welcome to 2025. For some inexplicable reason, I appear to have started the year with a wave of motivation. I have lots of amazing ideas and plans for this year which I can’t wait to share with you guys. Unsurprisingly that is what this post is going to be all about! These are rough goals that I’m giving you guys, mostly because some things are still awaiting confirmation, but I’m super hyped regardless. I’m going to consider this post to be a way of holding myself accountable to commit to my projects and hopefully see my business grow and flourish. Without further ado, lets…
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Amsterdam Day 4- Workshops and Networking!
It’s Day 4 of my Amsterdam trip! Welcome to the last day of the XBiz Conference and most importantly The XBiz Europa Awards!! I’ve decided to break this day into two blogs because it was a very long day at the conference, and then we had the Awards at night, so I think it makes more sense to split this one. It was the day that we had really travelled to Amsterdam for, and I woke up in a much better mood than I had the morning before. The weather had taken a slight turn for the cooler (if 28c can be considered cool by Scottish girl standard) and I…
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Amsterdam- Day 3… The Learning Begins!
I’m sorry these blogs had to take a back seat. I’ve not been in the headspace to write and I’m going through it a bit just now. So please enjoy Day 3, and keep an eye out for the rest as I get them completed and published. Thank you for your patience everyone xx This may be the day I’d been looking forward to the most. Maybe it’s the nerdy librarian in me, but Day 3 was the first of two full days of workshops, networking, active learning and copious amounts of note taking. Welcome to the start of the XBiz conference proper! I’m not going to lie, this was…
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Amsterdam Day 2- Return of The Spice
My second day in Amsterdam was so busy that any attempt to even take notes during the day was almost impossible, so please forgive me if this particular post jumps back and forth a bit while I put the day back together in my scattered brain. I might need to consult with Kai, Raven and River to get the order of things right, but if it’s in the wrong order I’m sure you guys won’t hate me too much for it. Kai and I woke up reasonably early on the second day, after a really dodgy sleep. The room was BOILING! Even with the windows open, there wasn’t a single…
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Amsterdam Day 1- All Travelling and No Spice
So this first blog is more a travelling one than anything else. First day was never going to be much in the way of spicy given our flight was at 7am and we had to be up at 3am. Honestly, what sort of ungodly time of day is that to be awake?! I resent having to be up any earlier than 7 if I can avoid it on a normal day. Anyhoo… here’s a quick synopsis of Amsterdam Day 1. As I said above, we got up at 3am to get to the airport in plenty of time. We’d already checked in online, but had to drop off our bags…
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Emergency Blogpost: Being Deplatformed… Again
Yup, it’s happened again. Once again I have had one of my social media platforms suspended/banned. Not because I have broken any of the guidelines or terms and conditions, but because I’m a sex worker. I woke up this morning (6th of August) having had my Instagram suspended, but with no actual information provided as to why I deserved suspension. I have had more information since, but I’m getting ahead of myself. Honestly, this couldn’t come at a worse time for me, in terms of my mood. I’ve been boiling over levels of angry the last four or five days, with my temper ready to blow at any moment, so…
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The Boobs Out Book Club!!
Hello you wonderful darlings! This is just a little blogpost to make sure that you lovely humans haven’t missed the first couple of episodes of the long anticipated Boobs Out Book Club. Once a month (or so) I will be dropping a video on my spicy pages talking about the books I’ve been reading lately, taking recommendations and reviewing what I’ve read. The only thing that makes it different from a normal book review or book club is that I will be doing it topless. Now you may ask why I would want to do it that way? Well there are a couple of reasons. The first is that when…
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You Spin Me Right Round Baby Right Round- Photoshoot with CuteKittenKink
Hello hello hello my darlings! It’s been a while since I’ve written anything about my work or my sex life. This blogpost will be about the former. My recent photoshoot with my amazing, sweet and fun friend Kai (otherwise known as Mistress Kat or CuteKittenKink) was over a month ago and I feel now is the perfect time to talk about it. So get a cuppa, settle down and lets talk about what a kink style photoshoot actually looks like, because its not what people assume. Kai got in touch to ask if I’d chaperone them to a photoshoot in a dungeon in Edinburgh. It is wise, for those of…
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Twelve Days of Kinkmas!!
Welcome to official Christmas Season my darlings! How have we gone another full rotation around the sun already? It doesn’t seem that long since I last put up my Christmas tree and gave my cats festive catnip mice (they have red and green scarves and little winter hats). Well, we are back here again, regardless of the wibbly wobbly nature of timey wimey stuff and this year I’m doing things a little more low-key. I’ve haven’t had any professional photoshoots on the run up to the festive season, instead choosing to do my own photography. I’ve not had much in the way of content prepped in advance either, mostly choosing…
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Spooky Month Photoshoot- Behind the Masks
TW: Boobs out, horror content and sharps (knife and hatchet) Ahh Spooktober! My favourite month of the year and the time that my creative content turns spooky, taboo, dark and twisty. If you are already familiar with me as a full human, then you’ll know I adore horror. Books, films and games in that genre give me all the happy, plus that unnerved feeling that only comes from a dark, terrifying story. So, when organising my most recent photoshoot I simply had to go full spooky bitch to celebrate my favourite time of year! The photographer I was planning on working with is also a sculptor with loads of masks…
