It’s 2022 and I have many a naughty cosplay plan! I’ve written a few long and complicated blogposts lately, and a few ones that are less than the happy-go-lucky posts I wanted to be making for you guys. So this post is just a fun one to give you guys an update on my naughty cosplay and porn plans for the months of February and March. Lets see how many of these plans actually happen haha! I guess I don’t really have any excuses or reasons not to throw myself headlong into content creation and working with other creators now, so I should definitely get more done in the next few months than I otherwise planned, as long as I apply myself and make the time!
Well first off for February, we have Valentine’s Day… obviously! I’m not doing too much for the day itself, besides some pretty hot and heavy live caming (here) and a themed JOI video for release on the day. Honestly Valentine’s Day doesn’t do much for me personally, so I’ll not be making as much effort as some of you may wish. Unless a bunch of people spoil me to Amazon Wishlist presents… hint hint haha. There will be a fair bit of the colour red, cute bratty energy and plushies in my content, but apart from that Valentine’s Day is going to be fairly normal. I’d rather focus on my upcoming naughty cosplay stuff, which promises to be a lot more fun!
Daphne (Scooby Doo)
Ok, lets be totally serious here, Daphne Blake of Scooby Doo is a complete bratty submissive who clearly loves CnC play! You get it right? There is no way that a pretty and intelligent woman would get kidnapped so much if she didn’t get turned on by it. So I’m going to be doing a very fun, parody kink video as the gorgeously kinky Daphne.
Most of my cosplay is finished, I’m just finishing a little edit to the dress and waiting to get my shoes delivered, then I’ll be ready to roll. Vicious Project Photography has kindly agreed to help me film this POV parody porn shoot, so I’ll have an extra pair of hands to help make sure this film is going to be as hot as it is going to be fun! So let me paint you guys a picture of how this shoot is going to go…
Daphne will have “split up” from the rest of the gang and be looking for clues. She’ll make sure and shout that she hopes “no big scary monster or ghost comes and kidnaps me, ties me up and molests my naughty little body while no one can save me!” Of course a scary monster will do exactly that and kidnap the defenceless, horny ghost hunter. Camera will cut to Daphne being tied to a chair or bench, with a ball gag in, her legs spread wide and her dress pulled up and down to reveal her matching purple lingerie. Then she’ll be made to bounce on a monster toy, with a wand tied to her clit, until her eyes roll and she collapses from orgasmic bliss.
So yeah, Daphne definitely has a consensual non consent and kidnapping kink! It’s going to be a properly hot shoot, but also a good laugh too, since I get to act like a horny, over the top, cartoon character while getting forced orgasms. What more can a geeky sex-addict ask for?!
I imagine this shoot will take place in mid-February. It depends on whither I’ll be doing it at the Abstrakt Studios dungeon in Glasgow or if I’ll be doing it elsewhere. Daphne isn’t the only naughty cosplay I’m getting together from Scooby Doo though…
Velma Dinkley (Scooby Doo)
Obviously I’m feeling vintage at the moment, because a few of the cosplays I want to do come from older cartoons, but I’d say Velma has never lost her appeal! She’s cute, geeky and even more of a tease than Daphne could ever be! She’s the perfect example of the cute, quiet girl who’s secretly a kinky freak in the sheets. So of course I’ll be doing several shoots as Velma.
I’ll probably just do a photoshoot first, with all that sexy pin-up energy, plus a few TikToks just for good measure. I do have an idea for an actual video shoot, but it’s going to have to wait until I find the right co-star to provide me his cock (welcome to my weird as fuck life!) and voice for the shoot. Something cute, like me looking for my glasses on the floor and then finding a cock in my mouth instead. Y’know, those easy clichés that are all sorts of fun.
I’m just being super careful of who I make content with. If they aren’t professional content creators, same as me, I am unlikely to even give a guy/girl the time of day for this sort of thing. It’s just too much work to have to train a puppy to respect the industry and understand why they have to sign release forms and consent forms, or why we have to discuss scenes first, or (god forbid!) why we insist on sexual health screenings regardless of whither condoms are being used. I don’t have the energy or the patience for that.
So the chances are you’ll only get teases and photo content of Velma just now… but it is something to look forward to in the future!
Misty, Pikachu and Maybe a Few Others… (Pokemon)
The cutest and (arguably) one of the sexiest characters in the Pokémon universe has got to be Misty right? Maybe I’m biased because I have a proper things for gingers/redheads and she has such a strong dominant streak that I find really endearing, but even if I am biased… well it’s my damn parody/cosplay porn and I’ll dress up as who I want to damn it!!!!
I’ve planned to do Misty for ages, but never got around to it. I think it’s because the Pokémon universe activates my love of hentai (yes I’m one of those) and I simply don’t own enough tentacle dildos to make it work the way I’d like. However, I might be making some content with a friend of mine soon, and what I don’t have costume wise, she 100% does! It certainly won’t include tentacle dildos mind you haha.
Other Cosplays On the List for 2022
Beetlejuice (gender bending)– I think I could do something seriously sexy/spooky with Beetlejuice towards Halloween time!
Ariel- Picture the red-headed princess, not only dealing with the shock of having legs, but the shock of discovering she has human reproductive organs between her new legs! This one might get a little wet (insert childish giggles here).
Star Trek Porn- Oh come on… there are so many options for Star Trek parody porn that it practically requires a mini-series of it’s own!!
Poison Ivy– Yes I know I’ve done Ivy before, but I’m doing it again and better than my cute strip tease video I did last time.
Star Wars Porn– Well obviously I need to do something for May the 4th!! I have plans for Lady Vader, Storm Trooper and Princess Leia shoots for May. May the orgasms be with you!!
There are more ideas, but lets not spoil the fun of surprising you guys with some of them! Regardless, I love parody porn, so you c an expect a lot of it from me in the coming months. Let me know if you have any ideas you’d like to see me do. I’m always up for custom content, and 100% up for ideas!
Kitty xxx